Wednesday, June 3, 2009

~ Gurl Typical Word ~

.: SALAM :.

Hi alls....

Today, we will learn some of typical words that usually voice out from typical gurl...

To warn and remind all types of people not only for a man, but also to a women...

LET's AVOID THE ARGUMENT and make this as your perusal...


To a women : Is it true....?
--mmm, sort of....(my behalf)--

**wah, poyo memuncak2.... (^_^)**



(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying F---- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



-Credit to my fren, Anne.

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Bila fikir2 balik, sebenarnya wanita ni mmg suka ckp berbalik2 dan berselindung2....
myb sbb mmg natural nya begitu kot...
suka cakap kias2....

amik cth mudah la....
kalau wanita kata "xpela......." -- menolak dgn sopan...
selalunya bermaksud "I WANT IT..!!....."
hahha...betul x...??
ke, x betul....

x pun, kalau dia kata "sy OK......."
selalunya, mesti sbnrnya dia TAK OK...

kira wanita ni suka cakap di sebalik ayat laa...
kira kalau nk tafsir betul2 ayat tu, kene amik cermin...

ahaha....
tapi selalunya, wanita akan berbuat begini utk menjaga hati...
x kisah la hati sesape...so, dia org akan cover agar tidak wujud ketegangan di situ....

tp depends gak la....
sometimes, apa dia ckp tu...
truly deeply la dari hati dia...
xde selindung pape...

mmm....itula uniknya WANITA.....
proud to b as a women....

(^_^)

k la....

jalankan lah kajian dengan lebih mendalam terhadap wanita agar anda berjaya mengenal mereka sedalam2nya....
penerokaan ke alam misteri.......
hhuu

till then......

.: DAA ~~~ :.

7 comments:

Zulhairy said...

OOO cam gitu ea..Pas nie klu cakap "yes" means "no" la....

Ok got it...Ke "no" means "yes"??

Ahh ntah la...Hentam je la ea..Hehehe

fndrocka said...

memeningkepalahotakja.huuuu

haLyZaQiut said...

hahaa...tula uniknya wanita...
xploration makes perfect...
hhuu

fndrocka said...

unik...?apebenda.huuuu
mengelirukan..pensyarah.mesti.jenuh.
nak.memeriksa.jwpn.plajar.perempuan.
sebab.penuh.dgn.bahasa.muslihat.

jgn.amalkan.slalu.ye.lyza...
sian.kat.boipren.kena.wat.kajian.terhdp.wanita.lak.
huhuhuhu

haLyZaQiut said...

hahaha......
tula pasal...
kalau markah pompuan rendah2 tu..
bkn salah dia..
salah pemeriksa x paham apa dia nk jelaskan...
(^_^)

boipren x yah blaja...
learn tru experience...
ahakss....

Zulhairy said...

Erk experience lah sgt...Last2 penin lagu tue ja...Kejap yes kejap no.. Hahah

Pemeriksa xkuasa nak memeriksa dah..Letih badan akal fikiran memikirkan nak marking ketas dak pompuan..Sbb tue gurl exam tinggi2 je marks, dia malas nak check dah..Hahahahh :-P

haLyZaQiut said...

hahha...
terima jela hakikat pompuan mmg RAJIN belaja...
lumrah r tuu...
org dengki...
=p